I live on a fucking parade route

If I had known that a fucking parade marched down my quiet little street every Canada day and before Christmas, I'm not sure I would have bought it.

I'm in my bed and there's a fucking marching band right in front of my fucking house! I woke up to a soap box derby race going by literally 30 feet from my house. I can see everything from my bathroom window, front porch and dining room!

There are a ton of breeders and brats on my fucking lawn right now...oh hell, now here come the damn bagpipers!

Did I mention it SUCKS living on a parade route?!?
I've been putting up with this for a dozen years now and I'm soooo sick of it!

I wasn't logged in when I posted this! I was wondering why it screwed up my name and didn't show my avatar! Oops!

SexyBitc wrote:If I had known that a fucking parade marched down my quiet little street every Canada day and before Christmas, I'm not sure I would have bought it.

I'm in my bed and there's a fucking marching band right in front of my fucking house! I woke up to a soap box derby race going by literally 30 feet from my house. I can see everything from my bathroom window, front porch and dining room!

There are a ton of breeders and brats on my fucking lawn right now...oh hell, now here come the damn bagpipers!

Did I mention it SUCKS living on a parade route?!?
I've been putting up with this for a dozen years now and I'm soooo sick of it!

Now would be a good time to mow the lawn, lol

Or spray for weeds